It should go without saying that a lot of the scenarios played out in porn movies are not meant to be copied or tried at home. Oh, sure, you can use the positions and sexual methods for guidance (although we suggest getting your girlfriend’s consent before piledriving her ass or attempting ATM), but the setups are mostly meant for mind-fantasy purposes only.

Commando is with his loving, clingy girlfriend when the neighborhood hooker comes along. She is the great Summer Sinn. Even while Commando is hugging his girlfriend, he can’t keep his eyes off Summer’s out-of-control body, sleazy outfit and incredible rack, and his girlfriend notices. Naturally, she’s fuming mad.

But does Commando care? No. His little head has taken command of his big head (which is little anyway), and before you know it, he’s going off with Summer to her motel room and fuck center.

In real life, Commando might get his head handed to him by a girlfriend for this kind of behavior. He might even get busted in a sting. But in the wonderful world of porn, he gets condom-free, great sex from a super-stacked porn star playing a hooker. And she enjoys getting her huge tits coated with his goo.

In the end, Commando is happy. He pops on Summer’s rack. Summer’s happy. Commando probably won’t be happy when he tries to make up with his girlfriend, but, hey, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, right?

Wrong. As I said, do not try this at home.