I dress depending on the occasion, says Danni Lynne. In this video, the occasion is the arrival of her new mattress. For this occasion, she’s wearing a tight tank top and short shorts. She can’t get the mattress up the stairs, so she calls her neighbors for help. Of course, they’re happy to lend a hand and even happier when they see what she’s wearing. They lend her more than a hand. They lend her their cocks.

As for dressing for the occasion, Danni once told me, “When I had to attend court for a speeding ticket, I wore a tits-all-out dress. I didn’t have to pay the ticket.”

Good thing that wasn’t one of those Cannonball Run situations. Remember the movie? The scene in which Loni Anderson and Adrienne Barbeau get pulled over for speeding and unzip their tops, thinking that’ll get them out of trouble, only for the cop to be a woman?

I guess the cop could’ve been a lesbian, but she wasn’t.

“Doing porn has made me feel more confident,” Danni said. “I like to put on something sexy and do a striptease in front of the mirror, and that’s something guys like to see.”

We like to see girls like Danni in three-way action. Actually, I’d have loved to have seen Danni in a three-way with Loni and Adrienne, but that’s only going to happen in the theater of my imagination.