I don’t know what the hell turns on a beautiful young 23 year-old like Chanel Santos when she’s got to spend the day with a couple of greasy old perverts like me and Pascal. But whatever the reason, we’re not complaining. Chanel turned up petrified (like so many have before her), with very little experience of getting a dynamite PSS-level slap-&-tickle. Irrespective, she merrily ticked off the following (and hats off to these bitches, because they really do jump in the deep end a bit don’t they?):