I started dancing when I was 19, said Kayla Kupcakes, Florida-based stripper. She was like the Suzanne Somers of SCORE, like a big-tit version of the Chrissy character from the TV show Three’s Company.

“I started at Thee Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale. My cousin took me to Ft. Lauderdale. She was a bartender at the nude club and I started dancing there. I was shy, I guess. I had another girl walk on-stage and hold my hand at the time. She was holding my hand and marching me onstage. I was very nervous.”

Kayla worked her way up the stripper pole. Or down depending on your point of view.

“I like Hawaii, California, Atlanta, and then I like the places where I make the most money, like Minnesota. I do lap dances. I’d rather do the photo shoots. It’s a nicer atmosphere.”

Kayla was a frequent guest on the TV talk shows when big-boobed exotic dancers were a huge topic.

“I didn’t like Rikki Lake’s show, but I liked Jenny Jones. I’ve been on three times. The audience could be really brutal. They get paid to do that. There are plugs in the audience that are paid to be mean to you. You just have to kind of give it back to them when they do that. Get sassy with them. They’re kind of like the ‘We have nothing better to do’ people. At least I’m getting paid when I go there. These people, I don’t know. I wouldn’t waste my time doing that

The first show was ‘She’s Showing Too Much On Top.’ The second one was ‘Female Players.’ And the third one was ‘Sexy Sisters Give Frumpy Sisters A Sexy Makeover.’ Me and Terry Weigel were on that one. We had to give these makeovers to these frumpy girls. Me, Terry, and another girl. It wasn’t too bad. They weren’t too mean to me that time.”