Being a boob expert has really opened up a lot of doors for me. I mean, a 34 D looks totally different than a 36 D. I had no idea! I thought there were just ‘D’s. There is so much I need to learn. Audrey has 36 D boobs and they really are so Cool. She was so sweet and quiet and seemingly innocent – I had no idea she was gonna take it in the ass! I was like, ‘AH!’. She got fucked in the back of a super Cool tattoo shop called Traditional Ink in LA. I think tattoos are pretty Cool…even though LA isn’t super Cool. But Audrey Elson is definitely Cool. And so are her boobs.